or you don't...

where the hell is the tits and ass category? whilst going thru the categories ... as is usually the friggin' case ... i see a description "Images that have an emotional aura of heroism, legend, and the supernatural - neoclassicism with the emphisis on the imagination and emotional qualties of an image - often melancholy."

i almost choked on my cigarette.

yeah, i know ... i'm gonna get a note about it ...

whatever.

so ... having to brave the denizons of whatever the fuck these people are here in this not-so-fair-town that is only lost-wages ...

my assignment: pamela anderson's personal photographer for the night.

i've worked with her before ... i shot her for miller during the "cat fight 2" campaign...

she's nice.

she hangs with a pretty talented photographer named david lachapelle...

for being "old" and having been married to a hung-like-a-rhino-guy ... she's looking pretty good.

always sweet.

she was the next celebrity who performed with the pussycat dolls.

my god.

sometimes.

i mean really.

there was a girl there -- on her bridal party thing -- with a friggin' veil strewn with plastic penises.

she sauntered up to me ... my bodyguard ... yes ... i had a bodyguard ... in this town you need one to get thru a club when you're shooting there...

and like starts gyrating on me...

and all my fuckin' gear.

my god.

i mean, really.

she says, "where you from?"

"los angeles"

"oh, i'm from orange county."

my favourite response, "where's that?"

seriously ... i need to make more money ... i like the idea of having a bodyguard!

dragan ... the ex-serbian army intelligence guy ... and professional dancer.

go figure.

only in friggin' vegas...

so ... sitting here in the smoking lounge of mccarron int'l ... amidst the idiots feeding the machines 20's and 50's and 100's ... and the vacuous sounds of ding-ding-ding-beep ...

i decided to submit some tits and ass.

perhaps just ass.

canon eos 1dm2. 16-35/2.8L. about a fifteen wide-the-hell open. 800 iso.

p.s., as much as i don't like clubs in vegas ... Pure at Ceasar's is really worth it. perhaps if ever i come back "for fun" ... perhaps ... i'll check it out again.