i mean ... i has ... but ... i don't think i could do any more "clicks" than i already do.
so so so much going on ... some i can talk about ... some i can't. but ... good stuff.
um ... of course ... lotsa shootin'.
it's summer for b.
c got spayed.
c's doing quite well, actually ...
she can't jump up as much as she's used to, of course.
and ... whilst editing some old photos ... i saw a set of lily allen ... and ... i mean ... when you're literally on stage with the act ... you can't tell what the fuck they're saying. i mean ... i'd never seen nor heard her before. i mean ... the shins ... i know all of their songs and i still couldn't tell what the fuck they were saying.
stupid ear plugs.
shows my age, i guess.
anyway ... lily ... i was re-captioning her name ... and i wanted to spell it right ... she's a brit ... she's not huge in l.a. so ... whatever ... anyway ... on google someone in a headline said she was a wordsmith. really?
seriously.
hmm...
so i downloaded the last album ...
um .. there is a helicopter like landing on the fucking roof. jeez.
and .. well .. lily allen is a fucking wordsmith.
well done, love.
i hope her next one is as good as this last one.
j's gonna get sick of it! she's on fucking repeat in the studio and ... on the iTv or whatever that apple thing is connected in the living room or whatever that room is.
it's got taxidermy in it now!

cunt was close, no?
i know ... i'm sitting here writing and then get the urge -- only when i felt like we were having another in our earthquake swarm of late -- to load up a mark 2 and put on the 70-200. 1250iso. 30th. wide open. pretty shitty ... but you get the idea.
lily is a mean little spited bitch, man.
if you date lily allen, don't go spreadin' your seed as it were all over town ... or make her pay ... ejaculate prematurely ... she'll fucking write about your sorry ass.
she wears christian louboutin's though ... she can't be all bad.
so ... clicks .. been doing a fair bit of that lately ... see .. this is the fucking thing ... i hate fucking websites.
photographer websites. i mean ... yeah ... i could write a check for $10,000 and get a pretty good one. but ... they end up being fucking static and i'm not learning code so that i could update myself.
fuck that shit.
yeah .. i know .. there are pretty pretty ones out there ... but ... all i need is like an ... interactive billboard. that's it.
so .. i found livebooks. um ... fuck me very much three fucking grand. not only ... but i think i tried to contact someone there in marketing and they were cunts.
so ... ya' know ... other fish ... other frying pans...
i remember reading in pdn about this other site which was quite like it. but ... i got busy .. forgot what the fucking name was ...
and ... ya' know ... i mean ... its not that i hated my old website ... but the photos were fucking small and ... i lost touch with the designer.
yeah, she was in poland but whatever.
a week or so ago i got an email from that company i forgot about ... and ... well ... they fucking kick ass...
my newly updated website...
the price -- in my opinion given the options out there -- especially considering the backend they have on this bitch ... is fucking amazing. fast too.
love love love it.
funny ... the other weekend j and i went to a -- i'll digress ... it was a gig -- photo exhibit benefiting the art of elysium (nice charity, btw) featuring nino munoz ... nice stuff...
i thought he was a surf-lifestyle shooter.
then i talked to the photo editor of maxim and she informed me he's a big fashion guy. had no idea.
anyway ... he just sent me an email because he loved what i did and wanted to buy prints.
okay ... i'm starting to fade ...
i had a late night last night. and the one before. and ... welll ... suffice it to say ... i work too much.
and will work even more in the next week.
in fact, september is completely booked. i sound like an asshole when i ask people what "their first week of october looks like."
spoke with `red5 the other day ... was very happy to hear his voice ... and that he's doing very very well! still keep him in your thoughts!
hope you guys all have a great upcoming weekend..
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loved the new website.. sat and went through the entire site last night and it's very neatly done... minimal clutter, fast and extremely tidy looking with everything popping out when you click it and then going back to where it belongs
i like it muchly
are helicopters allowed to fly that close? i downloaded a few more lily allen songs after reading this. would hate to get on her bad side
cheers
yes, they are ... and much closer...
would hate to get on her bad side as well!
cheers back!
Always nice to hear about the taxidermy on the iTV.
Guess I'll unpack and hit the pillow. And I'll check out Lily tomorrow.
glad you got home safely! sorry that restaurant wasn't open. it was amazing; trust me.
glad you like the new website!
i know i know i know ... i have to send some to you. they change so often, though ... as new stuff is being added.
you're gonna love lily!
cheers bro!
cheers from hamburg
I think I probably would have liked her music if she hadnt lied to everyone. Theres something quite cool about a posh bint who's a bit street, so why did she pretend she was something else?
Maybe I'm bitter about the fact that shes sucessfull and I'm to blind to see it
as disappointing as that is ... i still think she's rather tough. she has a bull terrier ... i mean ... she's gotta be with a dog like that, yes?
she's still a brilliant wordsmith unless thats a fuckin' lie as well!
However, I agree with the wordsmith tallent. I like the way she puts words together, I'm not sure how that could be faked unless she keeps someone very talented locked away in the basement.